Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass
She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.
by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021
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Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth
I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years
by dinyab May 03, 2011
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Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021
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Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.
Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi
by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021
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Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
by Jay Bizzel February 06, 2022
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Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.
After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.
by BigBeaninLeanin March 06, 2019
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