by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025
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The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
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I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.
by Gboyzie November 9, 2025
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I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.
by Gboyzie November 9, 2025
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A “bate” is a date where the primary intent is a casual hookup or a one-night stand. Unlike a “plate,” where there is little expectation, a “bate” is more direct in its purpose. The term plays on the phonetic swap from “date” to “bate” (a nod to the slang for masturbation), emphasizing its sexual nature. A date can start as a standard “date” and naturally turn into a “bate.”
Jamie: “So, how was your date?”
Jordan: “Oh, it ended up being more of a bate, we both knew what we wanted.”
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Sophie: “Are you going on a date with that guy from the bar?”
Claire: “A date? Nah, he's cute but all I want with him is just a bate.”
Jordan: “Oh, it ended up being more of a bate, we both knew what we wanted.”
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Sophie: “Are you going on a date with that guy from the bar?”
Claire: “A date? Nah, he's cute but all I want with him is just a bate.”
by neyiox February 1, 2025
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