Moira Brown

When you lay a woman down, plop your ass on top of her face, and take a dook right between her upper lip and nose, giving her a mustache.

Last night, I got so horny I gave Jenny a Moira Brown.

by KJR08 August 11, 2014

Brown paper

Is a vagina that is darkish in color. Was shaved a few days ago so the hair is growing back and it has a rough paper feel. Overall brown paper. It is a complete sexual turn off.

Jess has brown paper after she shaves, her boyfriend does not like it.

by hugecockville555 September 23, 2012

brown ace

A person who has scored more than five brown wings.

"C'mon baby, let me do it. you're my ffth and this will make me a brown ace!"

by wrongtown June 26, 2007

Brown Fox

When you tell a woman you want to kiss her all over and crap on her chest!

Baby I just want to take you home and give you a brown fox.

by therealgeronimo May 27, 2006

Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.

Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?

by kipperburn October 18, 2007

Brown Out

Blacking out so hard you accidentally shit your-self. The morning after realizing this officially makes you a victim of a brown-out.

A. After eating taco bell extremely blacked out, "some dude" had a brown out.

B. After having a brown out, no guys would touch insert name of some girl anymore, fearing she might get drunk and crap all over.

C. Dude I browned out and woke up with more than just a bad hangover.

by Mofftits December 2, 2009

brown thumber

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb

"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"

by Matt Huff September 9, 2009