When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.
I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.
by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020
Get the Slept Oldmug. When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
Get the Old White Lady Syndromemug. She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up
by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018
Get the Chloe olds Coopermug. by Everything is already used. July 19, 2022
Get the 12 year oldmug. These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.
Friend 1: He's just so mean
Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!
Friend 1: He's just so mean
Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!
by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014
Get the Weak Old Veggie Burgersmug. Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
Get the Old Man Technology Problemsmug.