Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.

I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.

by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025

Michael Bay

A sexy ass Daddy film director

I need me a Michael Bay

by NatNina951 December 14, 2018

Michael Bay

Proper Noun:

A film director who loves to put explosions in the movies he directs

Adjective:
1. Explosion-action fest
2. Mindless actions

"That movie was such a Michael Bay"
"Stop Michael Baying around!"

by Pinayeet January 12, 2020

Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason

This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh

by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023

Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh

Michael and Johansen are big stoopehs John and Julian are enlightened af

by Gay Ass Fagot December 21, 2020

Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh

Michael and Johansen are stoopehs

by Gay Ass Fagot December 21, 2020