Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

by Macindoc November 15, 2010

shit listed

Being put on someone's shit list for any reason at all. When a teacher does this, it normally means that you have been given a lunch detention.

Talissa was eating in class, so Ms.Fordham shit listed her.

by afkldlhsg February 17, 2008

Bama shit

1.when your man takes a blunt to the neck without you
2.when somebody ask you for a blunt and you lie and say its your last one

1."I cant smoke wit you though!"
"Nah homie"
"Awwww thats some bama shit"

2."u gotta extra blunt?"
"nah that was my last blunt dogg"
"nigga yous a liar"-"thats some bama shit"

by smackurself nigga March 8, 2008

shits and spews

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.

Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes

by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007

shit thread

A thread on a message board that is not very good. In fact it is quite attrocious

Hey, that thread "I'm not a nerd by definition?" by imzjustplayin was really atrocious.

Yeah, it was a shit thread.

by brass_monkey1231231 March 25, 2008

shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

shits dope

A Coin term a Stoner would use to describe something fun and entertaining. Usually used to describe something someone had already experienced and is giving recognition to.

"Yo man, did you see that new DC Universe vs. Mortal Kombat game? shits dope."

by The lonely stoner February 19, 2009