An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023

Old Head

person who thinks the new generation of music sucks. they are stupid btw

i hate this old head he keeps saying that pink floyd is better than all modern music

by gel_ November 5, 2023

Old Out Of Date Dodge Ram

A Dodge Ram made before 2019

We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes

by Cober Kai November 8, 2023

old mustache

An Old Man who was a member of the mafia

“Henry is an Old Mustache”.

by Ralph cigarette November 13, 2023

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

Old pac

Windy backroad from Cowan to Gosford in Sydneys North. Used as a non official racetrack for bikers and P platers alike

guy 1: just finished fixing my car

guy 2: yeah wanna hit old pac on tonight

by P-plater November 16, 2023

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023