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Lag-O-Port

When someone's internet connection is so bad they appear to be teleporting. While at times being an accidental occurrence, it is often purposely done with the
intent of making the other player "ragequit". Generally followed up by hate mail and spam, Lag-O-Port is looked down upon, by everyone except scrubs.
Guy 1: Dude I was in a ranked match and this noob kept Lag-O-Porting everywhere!

Guy 2: WTF CAPCOM! GET BETTER SEVERS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!
by Taizuku March 9, 2011
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Merde-o-graphic

(Adjective, sometimes exclamation) When something is going wrong, though not sufficiently wrong as to render the user of the word/phrase incapable of speaking.
Of multi-lingual origin, formed in the most peculiar possible fashion, using the old French word merde (Literal transltation = Shit/bloody hell) and "graphic" (possibly referring to graphic violence, with the letter "o" in the centre of the word for good measure

NOTE: original spelling uses hyphenation, thus it is advisable to use it when using the word.
Ship is sinking, person then states, "well, this is merde-o-graphic, the ship's sinking, there's no life-boats left and I can't swim."
by AwkOS V2*72 July 30, 2010
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Wang-o-nade

The substance contained in the deep reaches of the mysterious wang spheres (balls/testicles), only to be let out via great excitement. i.e. ejaculate... cum, jizz, spunk, love-sauce, baby-gravy...
"Brb, I am gonna go get a glass of lemonade."
"How about instead you have a nice big gulp of my delicious wang-o-nade?"
or...
The girl was very pretty, so of course he could not help himself from suddenly producing a significant amount of wang-o-nade... right into his new pair of pants.
by ADeadlySpark November 28, 2010
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Jell-O Shot

Whilst performing the act of tossing salad;(putting ones tongue in and out and around of ones partner anal sphynchter) one then puts a flavor substance or consumable item into the cavity to which the action is occurring. Then retrieved with the tongue in a matter to which a Jell-O shot is consumed.
Lenard struggled removing the marshmallow he used to Jell-O Becky with. Luckily Becky had something similar happen the last time she tried this.

Sarah asked Paul if he would be able to handle a whole avacado if Sarah were to Jell-O shot Paul
by Madman Khan September 25, 2018
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Gas o meter

(n) the part of your dash board that tells you when you are out of gas.
The gas o meter is reading empty. We better get some gas.
by angelpoetheart September 12, 2009
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hoe-o-saurus

A young girl that flirts with as many guys as possible, also is fake as hell and sends nudes to any guy that asks. It's easy to get in this girls pants, due to her lack of self esteem and ugliness. A hoe-o-saurus will either have a butt, or boob, but not both. She will also never stop talking about it and will do anything for someone to look at it.
That girl over there? Yeah she's a hoe-o-saurus, I heard she sent nudes and tried to take it in the ass.
by Makingshitforhoes January 31, 2017
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comp-o-ton

-yo solid u goin to buck tonight?
-comp-o-ton nigga
by solidtsw June 2, 2007
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