Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
Get the michael hallbachmug. by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025
Get the Michael Jackson’dmug. A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him
by _._Unknown_._ March 29, 2017
Get the michael mckenziemug. by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024
Get the Michael crawshawmug. 1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.
4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.
4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018
Get the michael christmanmug. Pete Wentz's boyfriend, Gerard Way's brother, bassist for My Chemical Romance, half of Fall Out Boy's discography. What more do you want?
by TripleR_FEAD December 26, 2020
Get the Michael Waymug. Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
Get the Michael's Bedside Tablesmug.