A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
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A girl with big dreams that will hopefully come true. She's a team player and is super lovely and sweet, and cares about everyone she meets. Once you get to know her, you meet her sassy side. She might be obsessed with some little thing like Star Wars, or Marvel let her be. She is one of the best people on this earth so treat her right. She times everything down to the second but is still a free spirit
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What the low IQ females say when they’re trying to piss their boyfriend off if their boyfriend isn’t doing things 100% their way. They say this because they can’t think of anything clever.
In reality guys think it’s hilarious and the real guys know to send a riveting game of billiards after.
In reality guys think it’s hilarious and the real guys know to send a riveting game of billiards after.
Girl: Will you take me to Target and Pink.
Boy: I would but I have to work a double.
Girl: k.
Boy: …
Boy: *sends gamepigeon game billiards*
Boy:😂😂
Boy: I would but I have to work a double.
Girl: k.
Boy: …
Boy: *sends gamepigeon game billiards*
Boy:😂😂
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