Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021

Bum Rum

An cocktail/sex move consisting of turning a bottle of rum upside down in ones anus and the drinking the ensuing cocktail.

My wife and I spiced up the bedroom with a little bum rum!

by AnonymousBDH February 15, 2021

bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe

ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark

by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021

monkey bum

very sexy, amazing word its almost as good as teehee

wow you're such a monkey bum

by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021

mexican bum sniffer

When you sniff a Mexican persons bum

Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer

by The sexyest man alive March 1, 2021

Mexican bum sniffer

A person who likes to sniff Mexicans bum

Yo akneehow I bet that orphan is a Mexican bum sniffer.

by The sexyest man alive March 2, 2021

Thumb bum

When you surprise someone by ramming your thumb up there chocolate star fish and then say nice to meet you 😋

That's a nice arse I can't wait to thumb bum it

by Mac Slac March 5, 2021