Bird Exterminator

A man (or woman) who has an extreme talent at acquiring women, most likely plays lacrosse or hockey. You can spot these phenomenon's at the rink, field, bars or anywhere else there is a high population of well known birds in the area.

"Yo dude, did you hear about the nations #1 bird exterminator?"
"No, but I saw him at the bar chirping an absolute 10. Looks like he acquired the kill"

by Keypad69 February 13, 2021

bird scout

A person in the game Team fortress 2 playing as the scout class using the soda popper or the force a nature, this play style focuses on jumping around like a bird

"Im having a 1v1 against a scout using the force a nature, what a fucking bird scout loser"

error: Im fucking owning you right now you cant hit me!
Sterben: thats because its impossible to hit you
error: well thats how i play
Sterben: well only pussies plays as bird scout

by error_or_reich June 5, 2017

bird starch

A fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her analhole waiting for the man to younger it out

Wow baby u getting that bird starch out good

by Twinker101 February 6, 2017

bird sucker

A person of the younger generation who kiss ass to try and get to the top, and think they all some shit.... otherwise known as KISS ASS

One of you bird suckers got a lighter

by Twistedcricket June 12, 2023

Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever

A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."

by ChairBird May 9, 2020

drunky bird

A drinking game that involves the app "Flappy Bird". The group uses one phone and plays the game. The goal is to get past 5 points (10 if you're experienced players). If the player gets past the set goal, everyone takes a shot, if the player gets under the set goal, they have to take a shot. Phone gets passed around in circle continuously.

Person: "Let's play beer pong!"
Friend: "Nah, let's play drunky bird!"
Person: "Yeah that game's the shiznit!"

by fuhckboi February 28, 2016

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020