anal

what you have

oh shit this retard nasty ass nigga searched up the word anal

congrats nigga...ok frfr we all know what tf that shit is nigga why u act retarded like nigga WHYY???

by definition.finder September 18, 2020

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo

x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you

by anal specialist November 26, 2020

Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)

"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"

by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025

Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt

brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*

by anonymous March 1, 2022