Skunk Works

"An insane asylum disguised as an aircraft factory"
-Lazerpig

Not wanting to task all their proven engineers to pursue an experimental jet fighter project during the manufacturing boom of WW2, Lockheed basically went on the prowl to find aircraft engineers of questionable sanity, stick them in a circus tent, painted a cartoon logo, told them to crack on with it, and called the outfit Skunk Works.

by Lazerpig's Wine Cabinet January 6, 2024

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Not Working

Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."

Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

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Coach workman

A middle aged veteran that loves war movies and coaches at your local high school. And loves to reminisce about his old team. You can often hear a coach workman say “ man Merck man, when we had Merck and Trent. Coulda won state”

That coach workman is crazy

by D.W.D football team November 16, 2023

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Die working

Ahahahaha, I know!

Hym "Ha! Yeah, he wants me to die working but he's using some of the core elements of my marketing strategy so he knows that I'm better than him and he's mad that I'm allowed to fuck his fat-titted sister and he's not. You already have a sister to fuck, Ben! The ritual is complete! Incest is bad!"

by Hym Iam March 13, 2024

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