Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

by Dj ryde March 1, 2020

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

1/2 lb Butter

A cute name to call your girlfriend

Girlfriend: "Good night babe!"
Boyfriend: "Good night my 1/2 lb Butter!"

by k4soju July 26, 2020

Big Time Butter Baron

A coolmathgame and a weird sex position.

Guy one: Hey want to play Big time butter baron
Guy two : ',:)
Guy one: NO NOT LIKE THAT
Guy two: ',:)
Guy one: NOT LIKE THAT EITHER

by Edgy 13 kid ( IRONICALLY ) December 31, 2020

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.

I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021

Unsafe peanut butter friday

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by mike millson November 27, 2022