Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.
John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?
by pogpoghoghogjdk January 15, 2021
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take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry
by FrightenedMudkip March 07, 2016
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take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry
by FrightenedMudkip March 07, 2016
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Cute Take

a hot take in a topic, usually toxic, bigoted, and highly fact deficient by someone banking on their attractiveness to make it acceptable and defended by their audience.
Asides from the completely off base premise of Becky's cute take, the fervor of which her stans defended it was disturbing.
by ShoNuff77 July 24, 2022
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Take ayr

Margy took big ayr yesterday. Hey Josh, take ayr.
by Zubar October 03, 2018
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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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