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Breadless Sandwich

Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.
"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"
by Manaos de manzana September 20, 2021
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hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.
Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich
by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021
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Lizard.sandwich

Lizard.sandwich is a person that needs too know about how guys shit
Guy 1: hey dude did you hear about Lizard.sandwich

Guy 2: yeah they don't know how guys shit
by OriOoLand October 3, 2021
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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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Staatsburg Sandwich

A sexual act in which two pieces of dead skin are removed from the soles of a women's feet. Then several men or a single man cums in between said pieces.
Do you want a Staatsburg Sandwich? We need more men for a Staatsburg Sandwich.
by EngineeringDumpster November 15, 2021
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Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.
Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.
by Buneduggy November 25, 2021
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Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.
Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere
by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021
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