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Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan
by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024
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Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea he got from a movie. A man who will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good point back to him. He will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though that’s a meal you must enjoy immediately. He will make a joke and when you do not laugh at his bad humor he will start fake laughing to make you feel like you have to laugh back.
Example 1:
“Wow, you’re not doing too good in poker tonight.”
“Yeah I think I’m just gonna pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“Did you just leave that conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022
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ryan macneill

A morbidly obese individual who refuses to begin a healthy lifestyle despite acquiring all necessary resources to do so.
"Hey! Wanna come to the gym? Surely you're out of excuses to not come by now."
"Uhhh- my mom said I can't."
"Oh don't be such a Ryan MacNeill!"
by iLoveIslam March 28, 2017
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Ryan G

Fagget that like to touch kids ball sacks
John: have you seen Devon, we were supposed to go to the clam

Tommy: nahhhhh I heard he was Ryan g’ing some kids at the park
by Adamsdick March 20, 2020
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Ryan

A gay pervert and likes Asian boys. The name is known for being a weird person
I’m gay and looking for boy to date and Ryan is the gayest gay man ever
by Hi person d jrjens November 6, 2017
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Professor Ryan

A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.
Curtis: Oh my lord. He just wants attention. He must be a Professor Ryan
by Wizabell January 5, 2018
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ryan is a strong beast watch out

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ryan is the beast
by spooderman38 February 20, 2023
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