Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Michael

Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl

Aloha Michael
Wow Michael is so happy today
Michael forogt to tie his shoes teehee

by Humbleberry November 26, 2021

michael tuman

Michael Tuman is one of the best people in the world!! He is the nicest, funniest, sweetest, most caring and understanding person you will ever meet!!! And also he is super cute. He is also very good at baseball and bowling. And not to mention the best boyfriend I could ever ask for!!

Michael Tuman is the cutest person ever!

by Unknownuser4321 May 4, 2019

Michael

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it

“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

Michael

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.

"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."

by every definition in the world November 7, 2022

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 1, 2020