May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

Daisy May

an annoying sket who hasn’t showered since before 9/11

“ew what’s that smell!”

“its just daisy may”

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

May the fourth be with you

“National get annoyed that everyone says this phrase and your whole mood is ruined Day”

“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”

by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021

May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

Eric Mays

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.

He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.

He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.

This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.

RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.

Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"

Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"

Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"

by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024

May

This joke is in the "Ligma" or "Joe" or "Candice" kind of jokes.

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.

by mitreanu May 5, 2021

May 3rd, 2024

The best day in hip-hop history. In the midst of a rap battle between American rapper Kendrick Lamar & Canadian rapper Drake. This is the day Drake dropped "Family Matters" and Kendrick Lamar dropped "Meet the Grahams" not even an hour later. Lamar then went on to drop "Not Like Us", also dissing Drake.

"Damn, Kendrick dropped two times that day?"
"Yes sir, May 3rd, 2024, was literally, THAT DAY"

by lorsteppa May 5, 2024