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Schlong John Silver

An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.
My girlfriend and I boned after playing tennis and I got the worst Schlong John Silver!
by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010
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Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.
Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"
by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006
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John Gotti Agnello

The son of Victoria Gotti... John Gotti Agnello is so sexy. He's named after his late grandfather John Gotti.
by Princess December 20, 2004
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john lennon her

john lennon her is to smack a girl and she leaves you and three months later u call her and ask her to take you back and she says yes
by christhewicked May 6, 2009
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John Cena Trolling

John Cena trolling is a typing of trolling used primarily on Twitch or Hitbox streams that have a built in YouTube video player. The way the troll works is by creating a seemingly innocent video for the YouTube player, but then around half way through, the video changes to WWE Wrestler John Cena Screaming "JOHN CENA!" Followed by a brief 10 second montage of him wrestling.
A lot like a rick-roll, this was popularized on BrittanyVenti's streams.
Streamer: *streaming video game*
YouTube Player: "Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is JOHN CENA"

*John Cena Trolling ends*
Streamer: JESUS CHRIST.
by TCKPreston/GDIGallade August 27, 2015
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John bathroom break.

A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."
by Hohn May 1, 2010
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John F. Kerry

John Kerry is one of the toughest, smartest senators in Congress. When he's not battling the narrow-minded neocon agenda in the Senate, he's holding the Bush Administration's feet to the fire, championing the rights of the average American, speaking and writing on the environment, pushing for a swift end to the war in Iraq, pushing for extended veterans benefits, social justice, world security, fair trade, worker's rights, Internet freedom, helping small business and other important issues.

Kerry is a strong and loyal Democrat and lifelong environmentalist, who was involved in the first Earth Day in 1971, and who continues to fight for our earth over the interests of big oil. With his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, the senator has just written a book entitled "This Moment on Earth" which tells the stories of ordinary folks who are making a difference by rolling up their sleeves and doing their part to clean and protect our earth.

Kerry has also been one of the first to call for a timeline to withdraw our troops from Iraq. With Senators Feingold and Boxer, he co-authored the Kerry-Feingold Bill in 2006. Kerry has been one of the most outspoken against George W. Bush's failed policy in Iraq and was the first senator to call for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation.
John F. Kerry is a great man and one Hell of a senator
by Political Junkie April 22, 2007
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