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Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.
Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?
by kipperburn October 18, 2007
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Brown Whale

a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.
"Dude, I never wanna try brown whale again."
by kylebp March 30, 2010
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Brown lighter

Getting someone to perform a blue angel while you're doing them doggy-style
I totally gave her a brown lighter, she loved it but I burnt my stomach
by Sticky McDicky April 11, 2011
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Brown Out

Blacking out so hard you accidentally shit your-self. The morning after realizing this officially makes you a victim of a brown-out.
A. After eating taco bell extremely blacked out, "some dude" had a brown out.

B. After having a brown out, no guys would touch insert name of some girl anymore, fearing she might get drunk and crap all over.

C. Dude I browned out and woke up with more than just a bad hangover.
by Mofftits December 2, 2009
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Brown Dog

to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.
You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"
by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014
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brown thumber

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb
"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"
by Matt Huff September 9, 2009
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Brown macaroni

A scat fetish in which the girl takes a shit, and the man cums onto the pile. They then both gorge themselves on the mess.
by The hamster of 1888 April 15, 2010
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