Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

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Coil one down

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.

Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.

by JLMW September 4, 2011

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One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011

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One Week Wendy

a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.

Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!

Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!

by mauthwau5h September 30, 2011

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