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Friday Football

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow
by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021
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American Football

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps
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Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.
"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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Trash foot

A hippie girl or boy who never wears shoes and has really dirty feet
Sorry I won't put my feet on the bed because I have trash foot
by Yourpseudonym!!!! August 13, 2021
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Lego Foot Massage

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang
by soupylego August 14, 2021
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Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.
Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.
by killtryray August 17, 2021
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dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021
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