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Urban Dictionary 

The fucking site you're on.
Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Urban Dictionary by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017
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Urban Dictionary 

You are on it. Why are you here? Why did you search for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?

Are you weird
Urban Dictionary is a site you are currently on.

Urban Dictionary 

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Urban Dictionary by Bobland Guy January 25, 2017

Urban Dictionary romantic 

Someone who proclaims their love by making a flattering Urban Dictionary definition of the person's name.
Voting really gets bogged down with all the Urban Dictionary romantics

Urban dictionary 

You are on the site urban dictionary.
Urban dictionary by Legomen January 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

A place where you can find a lot of slangs
This guy is always on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

a shitty website that has ratchet words.

all the words are fake than the creator's mama's tits
but somehow not shittier than the creator's grandmas shit when she ate chipotle on a Friday mixed with laxative straight from the shelves
Urban Dictionary is filled with fake words and fake definitions!
Urban Dictionary by #JustSomeGuy February 18, 2017