mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 26, 2013

sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

by shel03 September 21, 2020

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 16, 2024

Cream it

The process of slowly sucking a bong in order to produce the maximum amount of smoke. Often said as the bong is passed from one person to anoth

Cream it babe

by ohaebro June 04, 2013

Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata January 01, 2021

Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape

Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered

by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards

“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”

by CreamyEgg May 06, 2020