Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 01, 2011

Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.

John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude

by Dherky December 30, 2021

Dipped in crack

A phrase used mostly in the late 1980's and through the 1990's as a way to describe a person, place, thing, or idea as being extra level amazing and making you want more of it.

This omakase is so delicious I think it must be dipped in crack.

by Prof. Fryoper August 01, 2023

Reverse Crack

Reverse crack is what fat crackheads smoke because you can't be skinny smoking regular crack.

When you see a fat crackhead, you look at them and ask

"What you smokin', reverse crack?"

by Jade Tipton March 11, 2023

Digital Crack

A game, website, video series, music album, or any other kind of digital media which is extremely addicting

James: "When is Patrick going to stop playing Factorio? It's been a week since he came out of his room."
Luke: "I wouldn't be surprised if he died of starvation or something. I wouldn't blame him though, Factorio is basically digital crack"

by Doorknob213 April 02, 2021

Gas Crack

Crack between one's butt cheeks, especially of an elderly person as seniors release a lot of gas.

Bob always fantasized about burying his face all night in a big booty woman''s Gas Crack.
Judith loved licking Ray's Gas Crack as soon as he gets home from golfing.

by PTHalifax April 28, 2019

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020