Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Bird

Girls with that loosey goosey who fly from one nigga nest to the next

Niggas be fucking birds

by Madame President June 2, 2018

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018

jamie bird

Giraffe proper crap in goal, never pulls, has one mate , plays for red house farm, in looove with bradley,

ANY1:jamie bird proper gay anit he, :any2: yh

by haks:_( June 5, 2018

Birds

It’s some kind of flying animal that likes to wake you up 7 in the FUCKING MORNING ON A SATURDAY

FUCK THESE BIRDS always waking me up 7 am

by Fucknbirds May 25, 2018

The bird

The Bird is a slang for the
Middle finger.
When you show someone the bird, you flip them off.

Man 1: "Can ya believe it Jason flipped me of after I tried to help him!"
Man 2: "Ah that ungrateful god-damn asshole showed you The bird"

by Repic August 8, 2022

move a bird

Transporting pounds of cocaine in one trip

Girl: Do you want to move a bird later

Guy: What’s that
Girl: It’s 2.2 lbs of cocaine

by Mutationsamen August 14, 2022