The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023

Two finger grip

When a cute girl wants to hold hands she utilizes the two finger grip, holding your pinky and ring fingers as if it was your whole hand.

She’s cute, you gotta be careful with her, she does the two finger grip.

by likekevin September 20, 2021

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.

How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's

Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's

by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023