an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Big broad sexy black guy that gets all the girls. He is good at football and basketball and is better than Ryan at everything
by Jokes716 May 6, 2019

Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.
by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.
"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"
"No, what is that?"
by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021

by Hot gyall November 24, 2021

A word used to describe someone who likes Sans from the game UNDERTALE and often experiences "sans moments".
by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024
