Potato

It is something you eat and for some reason everyone bullies on it

John: I threw a potato out of my window!
Nick:Where did it land?
John: In an another potato!

by νικο November 19, 2017

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY

OMG IM SUCH A POTATO

by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018

Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit

"That guy is a potato"

by Youxoli June 29, 2020

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Potato

Used primarily to describe someone as unattractive, but in some cases can be used as extremely attractive.

Friend- Dang you one sexy potato!
You- I try.

by Instant potato October 28, 2017

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

by Woahbikes October 28, 2021