Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.

I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!

by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024

Potato Chip

Light Yagami's favorite snack

"I'll take a potato chip! AND EAT IT!!!

by Amogus69420 April 23, 2021

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

Potatoe

Potatoe but with an e

Potatoe e

by S uhsbhubhus October 17, 2020

Potato Lab

I great bsf and a cute fat potato :D.

(P.S: Message her on gc)
SHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATO

Potato lab: ello frands
Me: ello :D

by fflyingpiggzz December 22, 2022

potato

a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it

Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.

"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021