Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

by D-R0K August 24, 2011

Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020

National curly hair day

Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on

Person- hey guess what

Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked

by LilyJohn November 1, 2021

Pubic hair

Why r
Are you here no one is actually going to tell you you 8 year old now get back to Minecraft

Hello

Hi
My pubic hair is long
What the never mind

by Boy it sme Nara September 8, 2022

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.

Did you see that hair ankle

by Grae byrd October 20, 2013