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Jersey bro hoe

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 4, 2021
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your bro a hoe

Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u
(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian

(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe
by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018
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bro me out

When your bro takes his immaculate meat and creates a new cavern inside your anus. - BS
Bro, I’m gunna need you to bro me out. Bro. -BS
by Sphincterflex May 15, 2023
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you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to find out if someone (probably male) is vaccinated for COVID 19.
Me: that's quite a cough. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes! I love science! It's just allergies!
by 1KulGy July 28, 2021
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It´s everyday bro

A cancerous youtube song that Jake Paul and his workers/slaves (team 10) did.
Mom: Come down, Lunch is served!
Son: Mom don´t disturbe me I am getting cancer.
"Watching "It´s every day bro = cancer".
So for those who did not read what it says above It´s everyday bro is the same thing as cancer.
by Logang Pauler LELELEL September 13, 2017
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Btec Splash Bros

Two Snipers who can literally make shots from Jupiter. HOF range extender. Everything comes out green. Rumour has it They came out the womb and had to put on coat on cuz their veins had too much ice!
by BigDicktionaryWorker November 25, 2021
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in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.
by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012
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