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Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Olds High School

Olds high school is best place to get addicted to nicotine. Located on the campus is the "blue shed". You can find all sorts of stoners and nicotine addicts there. The principle occasionally dresses as a teen to catch the said stoners and nicotine addicts. This doesn't stop them though.
"I got addicted to nicotine at Olds high school."
by Falling like a leaf October 20, 2021
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Old Fashioned

When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap
“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub
by Old dirty Basrard July 15, 2018
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old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.
Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"
by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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The Old Colodaro Piggy Back

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.
I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!
by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022
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