bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You

"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"

by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022

Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

Feeding the birds

Taking a shit

If your are feeding the birds make sure you spray some air freshener.

by Ripping86 August 1, 2025

Cat bird’s kitten

Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.

Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)

After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”

by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021

Bird

you're a pretty bird! aren't ya?

it is an Australian slang to call women pretty ... birds.

by holifx December 16, 2019

Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

Bird

Not real.

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018