rule 69.1

The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.

There’s a global pandemic, must be rule 69.1

by Molestro October 6, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation, the language tends to shift to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025

2-Episode Rule

The #1 rule when binge-watching a new TV Series that states you must watch at least the first two episodes of a show before deciding you're not interested in it and don't want to continue.

Person 1: You said you didn't like insert show?
Person 2: Yeah, it's just not for me. I did the 2-Episode Rule and everything and it still seems boring.

by yo͝ormämɡā August 2, 2021

rule 909

you know too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak

by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024

70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”

Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”

by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024

Rule 20

IT MEANS NO FIRE AND IT IS A BITCH-

Toaster: "Let us burn people."
Fade: "No rule 20 is in affect."
Toaster: "B get rid of rule 20."
B: "No."

by RkuEnergy1020 June 28, 2020