one-Geri universe

The one-Geri universe is a theory based on a universe in which every identity is assumed by Geri from the Pixar short "Geri's Game". This idea proposes that every action consciously taken is by Geri at a different point in time.

We're all just living in a one-Geri universe where the entire world is controlled by one old dude, man.

by TinyCastleGuy July 23, 2019

One peel machine

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)

Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

by Wannaberacedriver November 15, 2019

fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

Curl one out

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

by jasper asper March 7, 2018

One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020

I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 26, 2020

catch a fair one

When somes says "catch a fair one" it often means to have a fair, one-on-one fight

Lets catch a fair one then.

None of that jumping shit. We catching a fair one

by raV0 January 31, 2021