by Sayyoujimmasayyou. February 5, 2021

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.
God, what a good time.
by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

by wut wut wut December 4, 2016

An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 14, 2014

Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.
by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018

This is a badge in the roblox game guts and blackpowder.
It's obtainable by kilong a player who's broken their leg using a muzzle loading gun
It's obtainable by kilong a player who's broken their leg using a muzzle loading gun
by Theg&bguy September 29, 2025
