hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

by Dj ryde March 1, 2020

more meat more butter

Typically used to describe a woman with "more meat" on her bones. I.e., thick, curvy... "butter" refers to cum, usually.

Jack usually dates thick girls. We asked him why and he said, "Hey, man. More meat more butter."

by Angel Angie April 12, 2017

Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.

"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"

by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019

Unsafe peanut butter friday

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by mike millson November 27, 2022

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.

"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"

by barb-a-q January 27, 2019

1/2 lb Butter

A cute name to call your girlfriend

Girlfriend: "Good night babe!"
Boyfriend: "Good night my 1/2 lb Butter!"

by k4soju July 26, 2020