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Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.
"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"
by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021
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Bum

An insult fake rich idiots like to call others they think are homeless. As if the fake rich idiots aren’t the real bums...idiots....
Dumb idiot calling another random person ‘Bum’....
by mcr fan dude. January 25, 2021
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Sweaty bum banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)
Kyuhyun and Jeonghoon have just had sex. It was sweaty bum banger
by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021
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Bum off

BUM OFF
BUM OFF U CHICKAN
by djmacncheezy February 2, 2021
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bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
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BUM

Someone who lives off there mom n dad for free.

Someone who is a loser

A nobody
Those two live with their parents, at age 23 n age 26. There what we call Bums.
by Yung Times February 9, 2021
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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
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