That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.
poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018
Get the poky bum headmug. by habibity November 9, 2021
Get the bobby bummug. by DerpSirsAlot October 12, 2015
Get the Numb Bummug. by Yourdailydoseofdictionary June 13, 2023
Get the bum ballmug. The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
by RFCD August 1, 2025
Get the bum sonmug. The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
Get the bum blanketmug. A term that a very well-to-do New Zealand gentleman says as he struts about Sydney, Australia trying to impress hot English females only to be told that "it's killed the mood".
The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
"After we have finished this delicious scone darling, shall we have rudie bums"?
"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!
Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!
Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
by SomeDudeWithoutARangie December 17, 2013
Get the Rudie Bumsmug.