peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

reese peanut butter poop

when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,

i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty

reese peanut butter cup but its a poop

reese peanut butter poop

by cammowammo November 6, 2009

Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup

One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside.

George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;

Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.

by TheCupofReese's May 27, 2009

more meat more butter

Typically used to describe a woman with "more meat" on her bones. I.e., thick, curvy... "butter" refers to cum, usually.

Jack usually dates thick girls. We asked him why and he said, "Hey, man. More meat more butter."

by Angel Angie April 12, 2017

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020