Alabama Sandwich

A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.

I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!

by qt49 June 18, 2021

Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 05, 2022

Greaseball sandwich

When two ugly ass greasers only find each other attractive

Damn they nasty as fuck must be a greaseball sandwich

by Choppy Tom March 16, 2021

Baby Sandwich

When making a large meal, filling for 3 to 4 adults, with baby meat. Normally not intended with American baby meat due to high risk of Die A Beates.

No no, grab the other kid, American kids are unhealthy meat for a Baby Sandwich.

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers December 10, 2023

Silky Sandwich

An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.

during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.

by kirkboss April 27, 2018

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017