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Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌
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by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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THE gayest school in the whole world everone who goes there are usually hoes thots or actually nice but idc people switch up on u real quick.
by papilonglegs257 September 18, 2019
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Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef
Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle
by asgjoipl August 4, 2024
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Natchez middle school

Natchez middle school is a school full of nasty bops who think there the shit and boy that stink and think they have style same with the girl.The girls are all fake ass hoes
by Birdnp December 28, 2023
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Blalack Middle School

The worst Middle school in all of CFBISD. Known for its wanna be gangster and annoying 6th graders, 7th grade girls who the will either cheat on every boy, end up as a broke hooker in downtown Dallas, or be a girl in symphonic/honors band that are gay for every girl and fuck eachother, 7th grade boys who make fun of every boy who isn't in athletics or the overweight/not popular kids, and the 8th graders who think they are him. It's shitty staff, it's shitty classrooms. So outdated that F Hall is made of bricks and poorly built classrooms. The stupid counselors and principals. Perry Middle School is built way better than Blalack.
Don't go to Blalack Middle School, the school is so shitty you would want to kill yourself.
by YourPhoneLinging November 22, 2023
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Middle Passanger

A racial slur to an african american that came from Africa. A reference to the middle passage that africans endured.
by Middlecon September 23, 2019
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North Arvada Middle School

A school full of pedophile teachers and brush lovers. Dont go here unless you gonna want to get suspended for no reason.
Guy 1: You go to north arvada middle school?
Guy 2: No i left cause a furry jumped me
by nomorebrushlovers March 2, 2022
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