Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012

Jack Yoncing

To perform a Jack Yonce is to stand in the middle of a packed auditorium during ANY and ALL intermissions of a concert for the sole purpose of being seen. This usually happens with the arms folded and that person talking to another person Jack Yoncing, or looking around acting like they are looking for someone specific, when in all reality they are waiting for someone to notice them and wave first.

"You sure do get to see a lot of band directors you dont normally see during the year at All-State Band"

"Yeah, look over there, Tim and Clay are Jack Yoncing like a pro!"

by non-Jack Yoncer September 18, 2012

Jack Snausage

A penis of large proportions

That girl was asking for it all night so I gave her the jack snausage.

by crockett July 19, 2012

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

Jack Clyde

The drink you obtain from mixing a Sena Palmer with vodka.

I don't always want to be a BAMF, but when I do, I drink Jack Clydes.

by Nibbelair June 4, 2012

Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012

jack reineke

small blonde and wild
Lax bro
mba student

WHOA ITS A WILD JACK REINEKE

by timmy1023 December 31, 2011