left hand salute

Knowingly showing disrespect to an authority figure....not in the U.S. Military.

When the new boss starts barking orders, you respond with a half -ass left hand salute while replying “Yes Mam, I mean sir”

by MattMurdockEsq May 13, 2018

Mr. Hand Towel

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.

Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!

by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011

hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021

wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.

I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!

by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009

shake hands with the sheriff

Slang word for masturbation

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff

by Mike P. June 3, 2004

The Whore (hand gesture)

When the thumbs are touching and the fingers are touching to form a circle, symbolizing the asshole.

The international hand gesture, first used by Marat, meaning whore.
Used to indecate that the girl is a whore.

1. I hear her asshole is this big (make hand gesture).
2. Making the hand gesture in reference to a girl. (no vocals needed)
3. Make the whore (hand gesture) when speaking of a person.

by Marat A. December 20, 2006

second hand buzz

A second hand buzz is when your friends are all on uppers and you start feeling like you've taken something when you haven't. (effectively feeding off their buzz)

Wow, you guys are pilling so much I'm getting a second hand buzz off you

by Blessed-Be August 8, 2006