forbidding fingering february

when it’s february no girls are allowed to finger themselves

person1;hey i wanna finger myself

person 2; you can’t it’s forbidding fingering february

by famlo November 4, 2019

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019

Finger fist febuary

U can give as much finger as u want. NO GIRLS CAN REJECT U IN THIS MONTH. (EVEN UR MOM)

Hey karen its finger fist febuary u want some?

by daddy jolle gg October 5, 2020

x wing fingering

A superior form of fingering. Take the middle finger and cross it over the index finger forming an "x". Maneuver them straight down her trench and skim the surface. The target area is only two inches wide. It's a small thermal haven, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should cause an explosion. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction! Only those strong in the force are able to acquire their target.

Mo: "I was Red Five last night."
Lo: "Aw yeah! X wing fingering - did she scream 'Stay on Target!' ?"

by Mashers69 June 25, 2016

hot cheeto fingers

When you finger a girl while she's on her period.

Yo I hooked up with Shana last night and I didn't know she was on the rag so I ended up with Hot Cheeto fingers!

by Anal_abbey April 25, 2016