Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom
Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it
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Bum Chuddy

When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.

Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'
by Youngy March 11, 2014
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Bannock Bum

A flat-assed women who is overly confident and full of herself. Tends to think she is one of us and enjoys ripping apart families and taking kids away from their homes.
The Bailee women is a real bannock bummed bitch. Watch your kids around her, she prides herself on ruining people's life in the name of helping others.
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furry front bum

Look at that hotty! I bet she doesn’t have a furry front bum!!!
by Double Doubles May 02, 2021
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Cuzza bum

Wow he had cuzza bum him
by Jew RuFC April 01, 2018
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Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022
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Booblie Bum Bum

Booblie Bum Bum
Big Navjot was doing booblie bum bum with Saheb
by Booblie Bum Bum October 08, 2020
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