The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)
by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015
Get the claire hairmug. by Exploiter March 23, 2021
Get the penis hairmug. Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.
by G Buck November 2, 2007
Get the hair sprizzledmug. An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when itâs called out.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
Get the blue haired bagelmug. Emo Hair - There is a long story behing emo hair. I will tell it if u dont mind. Some random suicidal kid was to chicken shit to kill himself. So he was always telling the people near him how he felt. He let his hair grow long then one day decided to go get it cut. He sat down in the barbers chair and started telling his storys. The barbor after the first cut got tired of his crapie stoies so he gouged out his eyes with the sizors. The barbor continued to cut the boys hair blind. And that is how emo hair came about. :P
by J_Man420_69 September 10, 2009
Get the emo hairmug. jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
âhave u seen jack manifold gurtrudeâ
âyes edwardtonâ
âopinions on jack manifolds hairâ
âhe has none LOLâ
âmanibaldâ
âoi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innitâ
âgurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitchâ
âagreedâ
âyes edwardtonâ
âopinions on jack manifolds hairâ
âhe has none LOLâ
âmanibaldâ
âoi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innitâ
âgurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitchâ
âagreedâ
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
Get the jack manifolds hairmug. by Hood Peppa Pig đ· June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug.